i am Bree
19. Australian. Tokyo.
a lot of the time I'm a whining piece of anxious, compulsive bipolar shit. sometimes I'm nice I guess. I don't really have a blog style, this is kinda just my aesthetic / mind on a page.
I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes
2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner
“My only relief is to sleep. When I’m sleeping, I’m not sad, I’m not angry, I’m not lonely, I’m nothing.”
Jillian Medoff (Hunger Point)
i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it
Tagged: #i miss you
“It’s physically impossible for a woman to reach an orgasm without a man. No, don’t look at me like that - it’s a fact of biology! This explains why women don’t masturbate the way men do, and why lesbian relationships don’t last. Look it up.”
(Male) Second Year Biology Major (via shitrichcollegekidssay)