Scribner Books: Titles of actual publications collected by the librarians at Bowdoin College:

i could write about myself for an eternity but I'd like it better if you asked for yourself the important things about me.
How to Abandon Ship (1942)
How to Abduct a Highland Lord (2007)
How to Attract the Wombat (1949)
How to Avoid Intercourse With Your Unfriendly Car Mechanic (1977)
How to Be an Ocean Scientist in Your Own Home (1988)
How to Become Extinct (1941)
How to Boil Water (1976)
How to Break Out of…
‘how to tell if your boyfriend is the antichrist’ - do they have a gender-opposite edition? could be useful :P
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I love books.
I want to read them all.
I definitely need to read How to Abduct A Highland Lord and How to Ride a Tiger. I FEEL THESE WOULD BE USEFUL SKILLS IN...
I would have a collection like this.
PAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Marvelous.
One of the best parts about working with books are the heaps of hilarious/suggestive/inexplicable titles that you come...